Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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