So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Randomize
