can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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