would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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