so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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