i permit you to call me
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
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Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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