why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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