It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
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When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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