Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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