shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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