If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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