Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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