His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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