You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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