You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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