Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I think I died a long time ago.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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