Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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