The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
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she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Let's get the cat blown out
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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