Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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