Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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