If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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