dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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