pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
