you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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