check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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