I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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