Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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