Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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