We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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