I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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