Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
high people should be assigned attendants
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
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Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
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I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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