Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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