You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
