so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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