Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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