This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
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I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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