...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
You pole danced in your parka.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Randomize
