i think my tv is drunk
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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