Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
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At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream