She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
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A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.