You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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