I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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