It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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