I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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