The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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