Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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