Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
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I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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