wakey wakey hands off snakey
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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