I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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