You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
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So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
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You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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