yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize