And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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