Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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