Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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