this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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