if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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