Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
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Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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